Nine characters in search of a calendar. Story number 2: Fantubis.
They were standing in the titanesque salon in a remote aisle of the prestigious Miskatonic University. They, the fabulous League of Extroardinary Critters had been summoned during a timetravel convention to put all their incomparable talents to solve a mystery that had 19th century Arkham under its spell - and yes, Arkham had seen horrors. But this time the whole city shivered.
They, the Maybe Logic Research Team, consisting of D.J. Tulpa, who in this incarnation presented himself as a large brain in a pickle jar, whose force of disbelief was so strong that he could project doubt into anybody's mind; and yet he could bring forth, reciting Blavatsky, a strange ectoplasm in the form of a juggling gentleman with long grey hair. Then there was Master Fly T. Firefly, levitating a few feet above the ground. His lifelong diet consisted of certain fungus found in remote regions of Kirghizistan, and they kept him in a permanent state of extreme attention to all things supernatural. Next to him stood Rosie Cross, a cute hippie girl, with the particular ability to transform into a man at will, and an initiate in the deepest hermetic mysteries. Behind them stood Ragu Damiel, who had built up a deep knowledge of the human soul walking the earth as a hermit, and as such had the uncanny ability to make peace wherever there was a fight. Oh, and he had wings, too. He was talking to Nonprophet, or actually NP did all the talking. Which he did a lot, except when he used his ability to become invisible. Actually that wasn't true, NP sometimes simply disappeared into thin air, shifting between paradigms and dimensions, until he suddenly reappeared when you least expected him, acting as if nothing had happened. borsky von Schadenfreude, a tall silent man wearing a bowl hat, had tattoos all over his body. All were symbols in some rite or tradition. He had also the ability to come up with imaginary solutions to solve mosbunall problems. Evadaptogenie, the most political of the bunch, used to date Raymond la Science when he was part of the bande à Bonnot. She had thaught him all he knew, as she was quite a master of explosives. Notwithstanding a destructive part, she was also a very gifted healer. Matthias Frost on her left, as far away from the fireplace as he could, had been cursed by a gipsy at birth and could change any fire into ice, any desert into a swamp and any light into darkness. He was sparring with Minja Tiamat, as they both were masters in the martial arts. Minja had other powers, amongst them after aeons of struggle she had mastered the magickal spell of E-prime so good that she could win all her arguments.
Standing before them was the rector of the university, a certain Joseph K, explaining why they had been summoned.
"It all started a month ago. We had received from Cairo a large statue for the Egyptologic department. It represented Anubis, the master of Heliopolis and god of the dead. There was an electrical storm… Next thing you know the statue was gone, leaving jackal tracks towards the sewers; and the next day the whole city was shattered by a wave of crime. Some people say they had seen a tall, slender gentleman in tuxedo, top hat and bearing dog ears and a long black snout leaping over the buildings. And yesterday on the place where the statue used to be, we found a greeting card". He showed the card to the tribe. It was an odd shape, printed with hieroglyphs. "Fantubis", read borsky,"You guys have a god on the loose". Joseph K. shuddered. "It's true", he said. And on the back of the card was written in plain English: "All your newly born will be mine within 9 days".
"...When the child was a child, it didn’t know that it was a child, everything was soulful, and all souls were one…" thought Ragu. "Yeah right", said Matthias, next thing you know you'll tell me you can get fire from ice…". "Oh but you can!" said Minja, "and in more than one way." "I won't argue with that", said Matthias (but thought otherwise).

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Now when I say a Mutant deity what I mean is; Remember when Borsky found that half scribbled love note tucked into the inside pocket of Alistair Crowleys burgundy velvet smoking jacket - the one he wore to RAWfest 12 - oh shit ok I forgot that hasn't happened yet - but you guys know it will (gotta love the love under will)
So remember when we gave the note to Bogus who ran it through the Cardifficon computer (that's the mega petra tetra fip flop powered one he has under Cardiff bay - a Jungian shadow of which appears as the popular meme of 'the Rift' in Torchwood) and he then sent the results to Bobbie's Campbells Souper studio to see if they could map the math to art and he sent it down the line to the Marshall Minja school of e-sore tantric pain amplification so they could see what could physicaly be manifested via a controlled mind /body explosion
Well the end results sort of proved musbnall our suspicions that God and Satan once had a brief thing with some jiggy going on between them back in the time beore time. Now all this Light versuse Dark nonsense that permeates Universe iz in fact a massive fucked up cosmic custody battle with Humanity as the helpless tearful rugrats huddled on the staircase of reality listening to our so called loving parents tearing the shite and onions out of one another.
That's what this mutant god may be - a hybrid fusion of confusion, Dark and Light matter made flesh - a raging great bundle of pure Eristinium made manifest as a result of a 13.5 billion year old hate sex relationship
The problem is my MLAsian companeros. What in the name of Uncle Bob's beard are we going to do about it?
Can I write a bit of my story in my own blog, and link across?
The Story of Fantubis seems to have started here in borsky's blog, with additional contributions as 'comments'.
I started bits in my blog (see above) but have begun to started feel confused (not necessarily a bad thing!)
So I have put a compilation up, over on the Wiki - as well as adding links back to the source material here, etc. So for a linear version of 'the story so far' you can go look at my current edit (I feel like the only one using the Wiki, right now) - Fantubis
Corrections, additions, etc (as they always say) welcome (Wikis like that sort of thing).
:-)
… said T.J. Tulpa, and all looked at him as if he was gone completely bonkers.
:-)
Though diversifying our web presence seems like a fine idea indeed (as I have no problem not being responsible for a basket which holds all our eggs) I should mention that the "books" feature of our content creation abilities does indeed operate like a Wiki.
To Make a New Book:
Go to "Content Creation" -> "Create Book Page" -> below the text input box choose "Book Outline" and select "Create New Book" The title of that post will then become a new book, and the content will be the the first page.
To add pages to an existing book:
Go to "Content Creation" -> "Create Book Page" -> below the text input box choose "Book Outline" and select the name of the book you want to add a page too.
All book pages are editable by all TotT members, changes in the text can be tracked (and if necessary undone) in the "Revisions" tab, which is next to the "edit" tab.
Far out!
Well, perhaps I should migrate the Casting Out Nines story back from Ko's Wiki.
It doesn't mean we have to take the other down, but it seems like a good idea to keep sombunall of this stuff under the same roof...






"Perhaps studying the wave pattern that followed the god on the loose can show us where he's going and why?" Eva suggested.
"Well, the crime wave began when some small voice suggested, 'Let them eat cake,' which began the nationwide food fight, naturally" borsky recalled.
Matthias nodded, "mmmhmm, and then it got a bit ugly when someone yelled, 'Let them eat shit,' which began the global poo-flinging mess."
Minja shuddered, "and it all seemed like fun and games when we began slinging words, I mean, age old wisdom clearly states that 'sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me,' but with all the courtrooms and semantic arguments and press conferences and seminars, and yuck!"
Everyone agreed that's when things really got ugly.
Eva sighed dreamily, "is that when we had that lovely ban on words, followed by a brief annoying miming period, followed by some necessary violence, followed by a whole lot of fucking?"
Everyone agreed that's when things got more than a bit fun.
Fly smiled, "then things got even funner when everyone started eating old and new plants and fungi around, meditating, playing with words in new ways, and losing touch with all the imaginary borders between us."
"Then there were the mutations." Ragu remembered, "things began to get messy again."
"Well, of course everyone and everything would take some time getting used to all the changes happening so quickly," Toby explained. "It was a wild time with new abilities and qualities springing up all around us that we'd never even seen before. It was magnificent!"
"Hey!" said Nonprophet, "maybe the god on the loose is really a mutant?"